Patisserie · Eastcott, Swindon
Total Health Cafe Menu & Prices
Here is what you can typically expect on the counter at Total Health Cafe: 38 items across 6 sections, from pâtisserie individuelle to bakes & cakes.
Indicative menu. Items and prices are typical for this style of bakery and are not supplied by Total Health Cafe. Always ask staff about allergens.
Pâtisserie Individuelle
- Mille-feuilleV £7.00 Caramelised puff pastry layered with vanilla crème pâtissière and feathered fondant.
- FraisierVN £6.95 Genoise sponge, fresh strawberries and crème mousseline topped with marzipan.
- Éclair au chocolatPopularV £5.45 Choux finger filled with rich chocolate crème pâtissière and glossy fondant.
- OpéraVN £7.20 Almond joconde sponge layered with coffee buttercream and dark chocolate ganache.
- Tarte au citronPopularV £5.35 Crisp pâte sucrée filled with sharp lemon curd and finished with torched meringue.
- Tarte Tatin sliceV £6.20 Caramelised upside-down apple tart on buttery puff pastry, served with crème fraîche.
Macarons & Petits Fours
- Chocolate truffles (box of 9)VGF £11.50 Hand-rolled dark chocolate ganache truffles dusted with cocoa.
- Macarons (box of 6)PopularVGFN £14.50 Assorted almond macarons with smooth shells and ganache or buttercream fillings.
- Canelé de BordeauxV £3.20 Caramelised fluted cake with a custardy rum and vanilla centre.
- FlorentinesVNGF £3.60 Crisp almond and candied-peel discs set on a layer of dark chocolate.
- Madeleines (bag of 6)V £6.40 Shell-shaped sponge cakes scented with lemon zest and honey.
- Pâte de fruitsVGFDF £7.85 Intensely fruity jellied sweets rolled in sugar, sold by the bag.
- FinancierVN £2.45 Little almond and brown butter cake with a golden crust and moist middle.
Viennoiserie
- Brioche feuilletéeV £3.10 Buttery laminated brioche with feathery layers and a light sugar glaze.
- Croissant aux amandesVN £4.25 Syrup-soaked croissant filled with almond cream and baked with flaked almonds.
- Escargot aux raisinsV £4.10 Snail-shaped pastry rolled with crème pâtissière and plump raisins.
- Pain au chocolatPopularV £2.80 Laminated dough wrapped around dark chocolate batons and baked until glossy.
- Croissant au beurrePopularV £2.70 Classic French croissant made with AOP butter for distinct, crisp layers.
Gâteaux Entiers
- Galette des rois (January)VN £30.50 Puff pastry pie filled with frangipane, complete with a hidden fève and crown.
- Tarte au citron (serves 8)PopularV £27.50 Large lemon tart with a crisp sweet pastry and Italian meringue peaks.
- Fraisier (serves 6)VN £45.50 Whole strawberry cake with vanilla mousseline and a pale green marzipan top.
- Croquembouche (to order)V £177.50 Tower of cream-filled choux bound with spun caramel for celebrations.
- Entremets chocolat (serves 6)PopularVN £36.50 Layered dark chocolate mousse cake with a crunchy praline base and mirror glaze.
- Bûche de Noël (seasonal)V £40.00 Rolled chocolate sponge filled with ganache and decorated as a festive log.
- Tarte aux fruits (serves 8)V £39.50 Large crème pâtissière tart crowned with glazed seasonal fruits.
Boissons
- Thé à la mentheVVGGF £2.80 Fresh mint leaves steeped in hot water, lightly sweetened if you like.
- EspressoPopularVVGGF £3.00 Short, intense shot of espresso pulled from freshly ground beans.
- Citron presséVVGGF £3.90 Freshly squeezed lemon juice served with sparkling water and sugar syrup.
- Chocolat chaudVGF £4.05 Thick, velvety hot chocolate made with melted dark chocolate and whole milk.
- Café crèmePopularVGF £3.95 Smooth espresso topped with hot, lightly frothed milk in the French style.
- Iced latteVGF £4.55 Double espresso poured over ice and cold milk for a refreshing pick-me-up.
Bakes & Cakes
- Cheese sconeV £3.25 Golden Cheddar scone served warm from the oven with salted butter.
- Carrot cakeVN £3.95 Moist slice of spiced carrot cake with cream cheese frosting.
- CroissantPopularV £2.25 Buttery, flaky croissant baked fresh, with jam and butter on request.
- Pain au chocolatV £2.50 Golden laminated pastry wrapped around two batons of rich dark chocolate.
- Lemon drizzle loaf sliceV £3.55 Tangy lemon sponge with a crisp sugar crust.
- Sausage roll £3.75 Hand-made pork sausage roll in flaky pastry, served warm.
- Cinnamon swirlV £3.55 Spiral bun with cinnamon butter and a light vanilla glaze.
Ordering tips for Total Health Cafe
- Arrive early for the widest choice – bread and the most popular bakes often sell out by lunchtime.
- Whole and celebration cakes usually need ordering in advance – allow a few days for standard designs and longer for custom work.
- Allergen information must be available on request under UK law – ask before you buy if you have an allergy.
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